Wednesday, August 03, 2011

The story of Viagra and my boy and it's funny

I was watching the 8 o'clock news with Jovial last night and when it came to the international news, there was this snippet of news depicting how the Thai police managed to cripple a syndicate selling fake Viagras in Thailand..............


Then suddenly, Jovial asked me" Papa what is Viagra?" Me being straight forward and I don't do analogies, i said son Viagra was the medicine for men and before I could continue, he asked again," Why men need Viagra?"


I was thinking, come on son give me more and I'd give you what you asked for, then i said," Son, Viagra is for those men who want to have sex but cannot have sex." looking blank at me, he continued asking," Why those men cannot have sex leh ?"


Before I could continue, my lovely wife suddenly interjected by telling Jovial that he should be aware of what he asked, otherwise tomorrow the conversation would be up on Papa's blog, i guess she knew me so well about my passion for blogging.... didn't she?


I gave my lovely wife a grin, then I continued my mission of explaining to Jovial, I began," Son, it is because those men cannot have erection and without erection, there will be no sex, got it ?" not waiting for him to ask further, but anyhow he interjected juga.........


He enquired," Papa, what is erection?" I pointed out my index finger,(not the middle finger though) and explained to him that the penis had got to be erected or "straight up" for men to have sex, that's why those men need Viagra to get their male organs straighthened up" He nodded, then he dropped a bombshell and I was dumbfounded.


I was not sure, if the question ensued by Jovial was out of ignorance or cheekiness, he said this," Then papa, after they took Viagras, that means their penis forever cannot come down already one , right?"...Period.



P/S : Sex education should be cheeky sometimes, I reckon


























21 comments:

  1. Jovial? Bujang already, right? Can tell him straight lah... no need to beat around the bush, talk about the birds and the bees. LOL!!! I think he knows...just want to kacau you. Kids these days know more than what you think they know.

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  2. ha ha your wife knew you too well.
    and Jovial better learn, whatever discussion is no longer secret, sure to be on papa's blog.
    Eugene- really salute you for the sex lesson with your son

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  3. LOL... Jovial oh Jovial, most medicine has its period of effectiveness, after some time it'll jst wear off!

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  4. Jovial is so inquisitive. But it is good to ask questions to clear out doubtful matters. :)

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  5. erection forever..he might be thinking :)

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  6. LOL, this is funny Eugene~ But I think you've explained well... ^^
    Happy mid week!

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  7. hahahhaa u need to highlight to him someppl, sometimes after taking viagra the kkb really cannot come down and need to go to the dr to settle the problem. So cannot simply eat viagra , only with dr's advice only can take :)

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  8. you are good la bro!! at least you get your son involved earlier than letting him stay curious and try things on his own hands!

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  9. Hahaha... you are good in answering, eugene. Straight forward and factful. Sooner or later, your sons will get to know about this blue pill. So might as well you provide them with 1st hand information.

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  10. hahaha.. i like the ending.. something like die standing! ooopss..

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  11. O boy....I can see Jovial laughing hard at this post when he is older.....ehehhehe

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  12. Hahaha...I think Jovial saja want to test you.

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  13. LOL! Reminds me of what I heard sometime back. This group of teenage boys went out for teh tarik, the Tongkat Ali one and come bedtime, one of them couldn't sleep the whole night. All because his kkj refused to go to sleep. "All night long" comes to mind.. Oops!

    Good that Jovial is learning from the right source. And your wifey is a smart one.

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  14. lol!! cannot come down forever. OMG, that is gonna hurt

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  15. haha...the conversation is really up in your blog!

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  16. Good that you are so open in dicussing sex topics with your boys. But, his last question was very funny, I wonder why he has the concern of "forever up".

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  17. Thanks now only I know after taking Viagra the index finger go straight up one.

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  18. hahahhahah!!!! Very funny :) Kids r very innocent. And bear in mind that they might explain the same thing to their classmates tmr so make sure u explain it very well ;)

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  19. Reading the comments from you guys, made me laugh and i think i can learn from you guys too......not bout sex though

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  20. LOL, I salute u!! I know being parents is hard to explain n talk about sex. But it's really good want. Brave enough, direct and easy to understand. Not all parents will do that. Some might even hide or ignored it.

    communications is very important, u understand your son well .. and how far things can go.. Tell your son you love him too!! =)

    Good parenting... Well done =)

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