Hooray, Friday's here to stay. Forget about toll increases, forget about those hooligans cornering wheelchair bound Mr Karpal Singh in the august house of Malaysia's Parliament, forget about Spension retrenching 700 workers, forget about Dow on the verge of breaking below 7000 marks, forget about Christie auctioning off China's 150 years old national treasures, just forget about anything that giving you miscomfort, malaise, worries and confusion, just let your hair down for one day in a week, just freak out and enjoy yourself.
Ok Ok, the craziness in me is not letting me off the hook once again comes Friday, i just love Friday, love to spend the evening with my wife, love to write crazy stuff in my blog, and hopefully love to make someone smile,,, chill out Friday's here...And today's crazy questions, i will make them sound sexier than the previous weeks. (if you are under 16 years of age, you need to seek your parent's approval before you proceed)
1) What would you do if your spouse says "not tonite dear" ?
2) What you would do if your spouse hollers " give me more !!!!!" ?
3) If sex has to be in sequence, what do you think will be the perfect word before the word "foreplay" ?
4)If you had your last hour on earth, would having sex be your mission to accomplish?
5)If sex needs an appointment, what would be the best time to carry out the act?
6)If sexy lingerie can drive man crazy, what do you think man should wear to drive woman crazy?
7)What would you do, if in the middle of love making, your neighbour shouts back " Hoi, keep that f**king noise low?
8)If you have to pick a random topic to talk about during sex, what would that topic be?
9)If there were no birth control measures, no contraceptives what so ever, would it affect your frequency of sex?
10)Where do you prefer to "mate out" in a MPV or a FWD (four wheel drive)?
Note : No offend to anyone, if you think this quiz is nonsense, rubbish, junk or even bad taste, that is exactly i intended it to be, simply because friday is here,,, hang loose.
P/S: If you think Lily Allen's song F**k you is offensive, mine is nothing
hehehe..
ReplyDeletestill dont answer last weeks questions..=)
but the previous one about SMS, I answered that already..
good weekend Uncle!
Hi bro! visiting you here today. am a bit okay for now, tring again to live by my lonesome, moved out of the house 16feb. my kids will be joining me as soon as i get a decent place to stay and big enough to accomodate the four of us and find a job ASAP. am so overwhelmed by the support of blogfriends who offered prayers for me and my kids. thanks to all of you. will try to get back into the groove of things soon. its still messy and its getting very ugly by the day. i just wish this soon will all stop. my kids had enough already. please continue praying for us. be back soon bro. God bless!
ReplyDeleteYoz, bro... i can't answer this. LMAO... in office. But i will answer it in my blog later. have a sexy weekend, dude. =D
ReplyDeletelol. eugene had been drinking again. hahaha.
ReplyDelete1) What would you do if your spouse says "not tonite dear" ?
i will ask her why why why why why....
2) What you would do if your spouse hollers " give me more !!!!!" ?
"i'd be glad to" lol
3) If sex has to be in sequence, what do you think will be the perfect word before the word "foreplay" ?
"I loved to give you a"
4)If you had your last hour on earth, would having sex be your mission to accomplish?
maybe lol. what else? hmmm saying goodbye?
5)If sex needs an appointment, what would be the best time to carry out the act?
office hours when you wanna sleep(need something "sexciting" to keep you awake ma)
6)If sexy lingerie can drive man crazy, what do you think man should wear to drive woman crazy?
nothing?
7)What would you do, if in the middle of love making, your neighbour shouts back " Hoi, keep that f**king noise low?
make the noise louder lol till he comes wil a sledgehammer to fix the radio..err i mean noise problem. hahaha
8)If you have to pick a random topic to talk about during sex, what would that topic be?
love lol. what else?
9)If there were no birth control measures, no contraceptives what so ever, would it affect your frequency of sex?
yes unless you are expecting lol.
10)Where do you prefer to "mate out" in a MPV or a FWD (four wheel drive)?
got difference one mea? go on top of the vehicle la lol.
) What would you do if your spouse says "not tonite dear" ?
ReplyDeleteI will find a whore
2) What you would do if your spouse hollers " give me more !!!!!" ?
I will employ a gigolo for her
3) If sex has to be in sequence, what do you think will be the perfect word before the word "foreplay" ?
How much!
4)If you had your last hour on earth, would having sex be your mission to accomplish?
No... I better stroke myself!
5)If sex needs an appointment, what would be the best time to carry out the act?
During working hours, more trill
6)If sexy lingerie can drive man crazy, what do you think man should wear to drive woman crazy?
PEnnis enlargement!
7)What would you do, if in the middle of love making, your neighbour shouts back " Hoi, keep that f**king noise low?
Make it louder!
8)If you have to pick a random topic to talk about during sex, what would that topic be?
My affairs...
9)If there were no birth control measures, no contraceptives what so ever, would it affect your frequency of sex?
I rather have sex with strangers
10)Where do you prefer to "mate out" in a MPV or a FWD (four wheel drive)?
MPV, more spacious
Hey! ng_juann@hotmail.com
ReplyDeleteSorry I've been so busy...!! Add me k! :)
HAve a great weekend!