Hooray, Friday's here to stay. Forget about toll increases, forget about those hooligans cornering wheelchair bound Mr Karpal Singh in the august house of Malaysia's Parliament, forget about Spension retrenching 700 workers, forget about Dow on the verge of breaking below 7000 marks, forget about Christie auctioning off China's 150 years old national treasures, just forget about anything that giving you miscomfort, malaise, worries and confusion, just let your hair down for one day in a week, just freak out and enjoy yourself.Ok Ok, the craziness in me is not letting me off the hook once again comes Friday, i just love Friday, love to spend the evening with my wife, love to write crazy stuff in my blog, and hopefully love to make someone smile,,, chill out Friday's here...
And today's crazy questions, i will make them sound sexier than the previous weeks. (if you are under 16 years of age, you need to seek your parent's approval before you proceed)
1) What would you do if your spouse says "not tonite dear" ?
2) What you would do if your spouse hollers " give me more !!!!!" ?
3) If sex has to be in sequence, what do you think will be the perfect word before the word "foreplay" ?
4)If you had your last hour on earth, would having sex be your mission to accomplish?
5)If sex needs an appointment, what would be the best time to carry out the act?
6)If sexy lingerie can drive man crazy, what do you think man should wear to drive woman crazy?
7)What would you do, if in the middle of love making, your neighbour shouts back " Hoi, keep that f**king noise low?
8)If you have to pick a random topic to talk about during sex, what would that topic be?
9)If there were no birth control measures, no contraceptives what so ever, would it affect your frequency of sex?
10)Where do you prefer to "mate out" in a MPV or a FWD (four wheel drive)?
Note : No offend to anyone, if you think this quiz is nonsense, rubbish, junk or even bad taste, that is exactly i intended it to be, simply because friday is here,,, hang loose.
P/S: If you think Lily Allen's song F**k you is offensive, mine is nothing