Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Jovial,Sodomy and Me..........

I picked my Jovial up from school yesterday,in the car,heading for lunch,he then suddenly asked me this," Papa, so how is Anwar case?" then again abruptly,he asked again,"Papa,what is sodomy ?"

Thinking to myself,could he have known the meaning of "sodomy" already but just to put me to test,or he really did not have any clue about it. Whenever I am faced with difficult questions from my two boys,almost all the times,I don't and I won't evade the questions or simply blush them off but this time,I was really lost,not that I didn't know but just that I did not how to put forth to him.

I was thinking should I use the words,such as,"copulation","sexual intercourse","having sex" or simply"fuck" just to begin with. I then chose..................

I said this,"Jo,you see son, "sodomy" is not normal sexual intercourse",it is again the law" he then asked,"Why against the law?" I was pushed to the corner by my 15 years old boy but then again, wanting to get it done and over it quickly,I said this.............

"Jo,sodomy is someone fucks someone's backside" without asking if he knew what I intended to tell him, I said,"So,you want to have chicken rice or fried rice for lunch,son?"

Note : How would you tell you boys about it?

P/S : Son, we will talk about it again,I promise you this,ya

23 comments:

  1. hahaha... difficult question.. If I were in your position, I am really speechless!

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  2. Hahaha... and he got deviated with chicken rice and fried rice???

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  3. Hahahaha....*fainted*

    Well, it's a blessed that I found your blog here. It prepared me how to face my son's question in future.

    Keep it coming ya....

    "Gosh...sodomy? Mmm...go google my son" :D

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  4. Just tell straightforward.. against the law because man and man ma.. not normal.. hahaha...

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  5. Eugene,

    You can start with the story about sodom and Gomorrah. It is actually God's standard. But in this land the man try to play god.

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  6. Would used Reanaclaire's way saying something not the normal its between man to man and then try to change the subject as fast a possible by asking "Jo you want chicken rice or kolo mee for lunch". Knowingly if he keep asking how 'man to man' then follow what you just posted but summarised and put a stop to the conversation saying "I'm hungry let's eat" and close the subject.

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  7. I will tell straight and say, "It is very painful, don't try, son."

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  8. ..So tong Mee or Prawn Mee ?

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  9. Eugene, Eugene, you made me laugh out loud! You are funny, man!

    Difficult to answer, hor? Aren't you glad it's not daughters who are asking these questions?

    Btw, if I were Jo, I'd be even more confused with your answer.. I'd settle for chicken rice instead.

    *still laughing*

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  10. Omigosh... so hard to answer! hahaha

    Sodomy is raping a person from behind? haha maybe raping can explains the 'against the law' part :D

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  11. hahaha....but still..ditto on daniel chiam.... 'raping' may be the better word..haha

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  12. hahaha Jo put on test. Emmm if me, I would answer him sodomy is raping between man & man instead on man & woman kekeke

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  13. You switched the topic in the speed of light, lol!

    Claire gave a good answer here :)

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  14. But sodomy is not only man to man la,,, man to woman also can do,right guys and sodomy is not a rape,right again guys?

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  15. LMAO! You are so damn funny! Ha ha...
    You are doing fine, speaking the truths and they will grow up well without hearing lies.

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  16. a lady can be sodomized also oh, any penetration through the back without consent would be categorized as sodomy.

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  17. You are so comical in evading your son's answers. I think they got the meaning of "sodomy".

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  18. oh ho... you actually used the F word to tell him? *fainted* Better you tell him fast than he google it up, God knows what happens if he decide to click Google image!

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  19. I dunno what is sodomy still and yet I will try my best explain as cool as possible and addon something at the back of the conclusion to tell him not to do it! :X

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  20. Understood.. hahahaha... it's hard to explained especially father talking to kids.. i can imaged behind you're sweating... -_-" hahahaha

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