Thursday, April 07, 2011

I've got no balls?

He was new to my "picking Jovial" up session,a table full of the usual except him,i said "Hi" then i sat myself down, in the midst of chattering and jabbering,his phone rang then i heard he said something like this in Mandarin.

" so you can start work this evening already,right? i found a place in Farlim, i will house you girls there and i have got booking already for you too this evening." he was talking non sheepishly on the line with some sexual innuendos thrown in" When he finished.

I asked gingerly as not to offend him then i began in Hokkein," Uncle,what are you doing besides driving school bus ?" i was expecting silence from his side but the otherwise happened.

Sounding lofty and amplified with all male chauvinism he proudly declared," Actually i am a part time agent for ferrying "The Dolls" for some business" expecting me to understand what he was saying and in fact i understood.

So with my usual antic,i rubbed it in by saying," that's cool, Farlim, that's where near i stay." by saying that i already sent a wrong signal to this uncle as if i was ready for a promiscuous rendezvous.

Suddenly, he said" Shio lean yeh(young chap), if you really want the dolls,i will give you discount,usual RM200, i give you RM120 for one shot,i don't mind parting with my commission lah,ok?." Quickly i said no no no lah uncle and the rest of guys were like hollering," This guy boh hoo one lah, " no balls"

Another guy chipped in,"don't coax him already,he is not man enough" and not done with this, one of them said," He (refering to me) kia boh one lah, scare of wife" that statement courting some laughter from the other guys. Period.

P/S : I might not have balls but i think i am still a man.

18 comments:

  1. whats "picking Jovial" up session bro?

    Anyway it was the correct thing to do, next time anyone say no balls, ask them come feel your balls then say got or dont have. :)

    ps. I stay in farlim :) family still stays there.

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  2. So this is what men normally talk about when they gather together? wonder whether those girls are forced to do or not.. maybe they are imprisoned there.. perhaps u can find out.. on the other hand, better not, dont land yourself into trouble..

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  3. You're the man because you don't just follow what most of them do. The one who go against the flow is the one who has greater guts. Or should I say the greater balls?

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  4. Hey, really proud of you! You are sure one truly manly guy I ever know!

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  5. LOL @ Isaac Tan's comment... true enough, "you never try, never know" muahahah!

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  6. Eyewwwww....Isaac.

    Those who womanise are the ones with low self-esteem, no self-respect and dented egos...need to prove to themselves that they are men and have balls...

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  7. Issac : "Picking Jovial"up session is when i go and pick Jovial(my eldest) from school, i have this bunch of friends(some school bus drivers and parents like myself)

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  8. Eugene,
    You're da man! Any less of a man would have proudly boasted even if they kia boh. lol.

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  9. men r men..some will say anything at all!

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  10. 最讨厌爱挑战的人了!输就输呗,怕就怕呗,何必向他们证实你行不行?Issac说的对!难道他们有3粒球哦??
    ops....sorry,最近就遇到那样的人,爱用激将法,让人反感啦。。。。

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  11. Hahahaha!!

    Some men (women, too) like to challenge and push their peers to the limit. They seem to enjoy the responses they get.

    You didn't fall for their 'trap', thus make you've no balls. Care less for their shallowness and ignorance.

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  12. lol! If I was in this situation, I will just admit with a smile, "Yes, my wife will kill me, I am very scared."

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  13. Aiya... Once they get caught, then see who has the last laugh!

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  14. isaac's comment takes the cake.
    those guys, when they get home, maybe they hide their er.. O. haha

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  15. Kia boh can be wealth mah. Tell them you dun like public toilet (everyone can in), not hygiene at all.

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  16. Gosh....I am speechless. These poeple need a long lesson on respect!

    Commission is RM80 for ferrying or introducing? We never fail to learn something everyday.

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  17. Sorry have to use Chinese *tQ to MDBG Dictionary* to express as its hammers the nail right on the head 醜陋的中國人chǒu lòu de zhōng guó rén (ugly side of Chinese people). Respect is the key word which is commonly abused. Practically these people have no respect for the husband as well as the wife. A courtesy call to the wife that he will be late for home due to OT or dinner or to cancel dinner coz of last minute changes they say you 'kia boh'. During happy hours you wanna stop at two mugs of beer coz you know your limit they say you 'kiasu'. Guess their happiness is to see people suffer.

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  18. You got balls mah! For sticking up and not be peer-pressured.

    Sayang wife then means no balls ah? I think your wife sure don't mind that because she knows you love her very much. XD

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