He was new to my "picking Jovial" up session,a table full of the usual except him,i said "Hi" then i sat myself down, in the midst of chattering and jabbering,his phone rang then i heard he said something like this in Mandarin.
" so you can start work this evening already,right? i found a place in Farlim, i will house you girls there and i have got booking already for you too this evening." he was talking non sheepishly on the line with some sexual innuendos thrown in" When he finished.
I asked gingerly as not to offend him then i began in Hokkein," Uncle,what are you doing besides driving school bus ?" i was expecting silence from his side but the otherwise happened.
Sounding lofty and amplified with all male chauvinism he proudly declared," Actually i am a part time agent for ferrying "The Dolls" for some business" expecting me to understand what he was saying and in fact i understood.
So with my usual antic,i rubbed it in by saying," that's cool, Farlim, that's where near i stay." by saying that i already sent a wrong signal to this uncle as if i was ready for a promiscuous rendezvous.
Suddenly, he said" Shio lean yeh(young chap), if you really want the dolls,i will give you discount,usual RM200, i give you RM120 for one shot,i don't mind parting with my commission lah,ok?." Quickly i said no no no lah uncle and the rest of guys were like hollering," This guy boh hoo one lah, " no balls"
Another guy chipped in,"don't coax him already,he is not man enough" and not done with this, one of them said," He (refering to me) kia boh one lah, scare of wife" that statement courting some laughter from the other guys. Period.
P/S : I might not have balls but i think i am still a man.