Wednesday, November 25, 2009

I got porn-ed.. the sequel

So i didnt join my buddies for dinner yesterday, as i had to go for my tennis games, and i called my friend.(the porn director.hhah) that i would only join him at 8.00PM.

Finally, i appeared in the exam hall ala coffee shop, and thank god 0nly three of them were still there waiting for me, i sat myself down, gulped a glass of beer as per their request and quickly i returned the DVD to my friend.

Happily he received it and cheekily asking if i was ready for the 3 questions that he was about to pose to me, and i replied disdainfully.(cos i hated the funny look on his face)" as ready as you are", "OK" he said.


Question No 1... Who were the main characters in the porn?

I was like"how can i know" not that she was Pamela Anderson or Kid Rock, but my friend insisted that i answer, gentlemanly i said i didn't know, i gave up but i demanded that my friend gave me the answer.......

Answer to Q No 1.... Happily my friend declared they were Tarzan and Jane, i went ballistic over the answer but the other two friends agree with him, so i conceded defeat.


Question No 2...My friend asked, did i think Tarzan was stupid?
So i guessed yes and no were the only two possible answers, but from the childhood memories i could gather about Tarzan the answer will surely be a big NO. My friend refuted my answer, then i asked why........ he said how can a guy not knowing how to "have sex"and if you dont call that stupid than what else can you call him, my friend reiterated. i said like that also can ka.

Question No 3...My friend asked what language did they use in the movie? i protested on the ground that i had to turn the sound to the softest as not to "disturb" my neighbours, but my friend insisted that i answer it, ok i was trying to recall, i was quite sure it wasn't English, so i just took a swipe at it by saying it was French.................. da la, i got the anwer wrong again, my friend told me it was Italian. And i guess i was smart enough to lose these three stupid questions but the nicest thing was we had fun doing it.

In the end i still got free beers due to my sportingness they agreed..........

P/S : I hope this post aint PG rated, only for sharing

18 comments:

  1. >.>;

    What kind of questions are those... So they played Tarzan and Jane...

    It is a porn... what made him think Tarzan didn't know how to have sex? EH?! Yes a BIG EH?!

    Italian?! French?! Spanish?! I won't know lah! I can't differentiate them anyway mar!

    I would of lost all three questions if I were asked hahaha

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  2. Hahahaha :D Your friends are so damn funny. I don't think I can answer any of those bro. Italian? Can you differentiate it? :p

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  3. Just cared for you bro. :D Have a nice day. Hope you don't need to resit the test. :p

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  4. like that also can ah.. macam budak kena interrogated by some teachers geh...

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  5. LOL. Eugene I know wat movie u talking about! LOL.... :P

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  6. HAHAHAHAHAH I WAS LAUGHING COZ I KNOW WHICH MOVIE IS THAT! Omg =X your friends didnt trick you, that the actually answer lol!

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  7. hmmm i am just wondering....is the movie about Tarzan and Jane? i once watched one like that....AHAHHAAHAHAAHAHAHA....OPPS!!!!

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  8. hahhaa...i can't stop laughing. so cute one the questions. how to differentiate french and italians wo? lol..

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  9. yes...free beer and free viewing, not too bad bro. LOL...

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  10. They did not ask you to demonstrate? LOL!!!

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  11. What? This is not an 18SX post? Disappointed : )

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  12. hahahaha

    your friend really funny people!

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  13. nowadays, we dun watch porn via dvd liao la.....redtube can ada......hehehehe. wud language they asked you?? body language lor.... :P

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