Tuesday, November 24, 2009

I got porn-ed...

Met up with some friends for dinner last night,(bachelor for a week ma), as usual we talked nonsense and some beers along the way, really made the situation so funny and nice, i love buddies and beers, to me that's really soothing after a hard day's work.(don't get to do if not for school holidays)

As we were jolly making, jokes cracking and yum senging, didn't know a friend of mine came prepared with something fishy, in the midst of merry making, suddenly this friend whipped out one DVD from his sling bag, yelled to the rest of the guys," Eugene has got something to do for us tonight, and if he could just answer three questions that i will pose to him tomorrow evening, drinks on me tomorrow." he said merrily in the mixture of Hokkien and English.

Without letting me looking at the DVD, my friend asked if i were willing to be tasked to his command, why not for free beers i thought so i gladly hollered to the crowd, no problem i would do it.

So he passed me the the DVD, and once again he said, " Guys, this is a porn DVD, eugene has promised to view it tonight and tomorrow shall be the Q & A sessions." I tried to interrupt but my friend insisted that i must carry out the duty.....................

I am a person who likes to make friends happy, so please forgive me if i sounded kind of silly and awkward, that's only for sharing.

Went back, took the shower, charged to the DVD player,making sure the sound of the TV was adjusted to the softest,(didn't want my neigbours to hear funny sounds coming from my unit, all set. The DVD started to play, i started to watch, not much of an excitement, what was on mind was that i was really trying to figure out what 3 questions my friends would ask me.

So i fast forwarded and rewinded the show for a few times, trying to figure out what could be so special about this porn that makes it stand out from its peers, nothing really so for 10 minutes or so, i turned off.

So guys,this evening i shall go for my exam(only three question the AV paper), wish me luck.hahahahah.

Q)To seek your opinion, do you want to hear the continuation of the story of this evening,or you think just halt it here, let me know ya?

P/S : Watching porn is different 20 years ago as compared to now, don't know why?

29 comments:

  1. I want the continuing story of what your friend would ask!

    It is different from when watching young and when we grow older. But to some people it is still "ooooh... woooow!"

    Well, I somehow not person who watches all this... so I can't say :P.

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  2. Maybe they ask u to do a demo as according to the DVD.. oh gosh! u better wear a chasity belt tonight! :p

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  3. Hahahah, Claire you are so funny, where can i buy chasity belt then?

    LV: thank you, i shall update you for the continuation,i hope it would be the hilarious one, i hope, nothing offensive for my buddies know well that i can do crazy things one hahahaha

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  4. I wanna KP what the questions are!

    Your friend is a bit wu liao tho... :P

    Good luck tonight!

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  5. ehh, can send me the DVD now?? lol

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  6. Hahahahaha :D What? Your friends actually wanna ask your questions about the porno? Goodness. :p

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  7. I have just cared for you bro. Have a nice day. :)

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  8. haha...i also wonder what questions would he ask? hehe...your friend is surely very interesting and creative! ehhe...

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  9. So good that you at least already can differentiate the difference in the taste in the 2 decades & now..

    Whatever your status is, try to be in a good mindset as this is your mid year crisis as it may be..

    FAmily is still No. 1.. & success & wealth...

    Good luck & best wishes

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  10. watching porn is different these day coz u are so much more experienced dy ler eugene :P

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  11. Do we want to read the continuation? Personally, I'm neutral on this. The important thing is whether you'd feel comfortable reading what you have shared in the years to come. Would your children be reading this post then? What would they think?

    Gosh! I sound so serious. Oops! Whatever suits you, Eugene, afterall it is your blog. Have a nice day.

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  12. continue!! haha...
    eh.. but watching porn with friends is like a bit awkward leh.. hahahaha...

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  13. so enjoy during your kids school holidays..have a nice day

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  14. BLUFF!!! I don't believe you! Making an excuse to watch porn... Hahahahahaha!!!! So what happened the following night? Did they ask you to give a live demonstration? ROTFLMAO!!!

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  15. Yes...waiting for the part 2 of the story!

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  16. porn is now not so excited when u have experienced now haha^^
    btw its western or eastern porn?

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  17. last time when young...we see it in video also thrill...now adult...we got to experience directly...dats why no feel already watching it...hahaha...

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  18. continue story!!! HAAHAHAHAHA........

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  19. I would really like to know what happened next... haha you watch the whole thing and they ask what position come 1st and next... lol... name of the actors @_@

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  20. So secretive huh? Have to turn down the volume?

    Is it legal to have porn in Malaysia? I heard that it's illegal in Vietnam. It's so serious if a person get caught.

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  21. ahahah make a copy and send to us...

    let me see what is the different compare to 20 years ago :)

    maybe i can sit for the exams as well

    just kidding

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  22. Brother.. please share your results ya.. at least you got a treat of beer... or else, you will have to wait till I am in Penang.. or you want to come KL? I can bake sausage roll for your boys.. :D

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  23. Girl from DownunderNovember 24, 2009 at 6:59 PM

    You're too funny, Eugene! Just wondering....does your wife read your blog? :)

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  24. oh, too young i guess... hahaha. but it is okay having porn ed. atleast when time comes that you can encounter this you have the great knowledge.. hehehehe

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  25. Walao! Why give us cliffhanger wan, Eugene? LOL... faster write what happened next lah! LMAO...

    Anyway, I found that I also feel different when watching porn now and when I was around 18. Am I growing old too fast? I am just 25 now... =.=

    I used to find watching porn exciting when I was a teen... but when I got married, even if I watched porn, I feel that it's fake and my mind tends to wander off instead of concentrating on the porn vid.

    I tend to wonder... why those porn star never wear condoms? And why most of those female porn star usually shaved off their pubic hair?

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  26. seems like a lot of people watch porn. wonders if it does anything to the person morally in the long run.
    sorry i so 'dampener'.

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  27. @Tuti... lol... I dunno about other people, but I think it has no effect on it. I lost interest in porn... found that they are so full of fake orgasm and whatnot. =.=

    Soap opera, on the other hand, have a more dangerous effect on me...

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  28. Eugene, if you do not write the rest, I really do not understand why the porn is so interesting lor...you have pretty cute friends lol

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