I need help, will somebody please dispense some advice on how to repel, get rid,kill, torture, exterminate, burn to hell the most annoying bug that's called MOSQUITO. Your advice(if works) shall be repaid with bucket full of thanks.
When the evening dawns, that is when all my windows, my doors of my house will be tightly closed leaving no room for inflow of natural air, making me uneasy and my eyes taking up the role of microscopic lens to target the mozzies and my hands ready to clap them to death. I dont like killing anything smaller in size that i am, seriously but these buggards really leave me no choice.
My resentment towards the mozzies has attracted their anger in one way or another, i kill them in the evening, they will attack me at the time when i am most defendless, they have no balls i guess, they dont take it like a man, i am the initialtor of MOZZIE GENOCIDE, if they want to get even with me, just attack me, dont just attack the rest of my family. They will have to fight me on level ground and not snipering away when my family is sleeping.
My beloved wife and my wonderful children are losing sleep since the f**king mozzies launched their night attacks, my weaponaries such as mozzie coils has also failed me, and i vow to take this war as personal as it warrants me to, i will bypass the Security Council and i will seek assistance from my allies (my blogger friends) for their advice. Once i have compiled all their advice, their will be no return, no truce shall be entertained, i will kill the big, the small and the infant,i just dont care anymore. What do you expect me to do, they shell their rockets in my home, and you expect me not to retaliate (this phrase sounds familiar, doesnt it?)
So to my allies (my blogger friends) you are hereby assigned to come out with methods, modes, ways or even strategies to help me win this war against the MOSQUITOS.
P/S : If there is reincarnation, i dont want to be a mozzie, i know it is bad....