Friday, July 11, 2008

Married Man (2nd Installment)

My vow

I Eugene take you (my dear) to be my lawfully wedded, my constant friend, my faithful partner, and my love from this day forward. In the presence of God, my friends and My blog visitors, i offer you my solemn vow to be your faithful partner, in sickness and in health, in good times and in bad times, and in joy as well as in sorow. I promise to love you unconditionally, to support you in your goals, to honor you and respect you, to laugh with you and cry with you, to drink some beers with you ( i prefer Heineken) and to cherish you, for as long as we both shall live, and untill dealth do us part.

My Satutory declaration
I Eugene declare that in times and dates not cleary remembered have frequented Pubs and KaraOk (some are ok some are not) with friends either known (identities withheld) or not known(dont try to hire PI to check, they are hiding now) to you. My admission will be duly confirmed should further investigation is initiated.
I declare that through these rendezvous, in no way i presented my body and my soul to the beauties in the dungeon. My conscience was clear and forever will be clear because no beauties shall come any closer to the beauty i found in you.(That's you my wife)
This Satutory Declaration(SD) shall remain under oath, and shall not be superseded by any 2nd SD. I strongly believe you shall not take me to any religious body and to swear in the presence of the high priest or the abbot to prove my innocence (we are husband and wife, and trust is the cornerstone of our marriage)
Finally, i shall remain faitfull and as loving as ever and as long as we both shall live.

P/S.. It is friday, relax,, dont take life so seriously

1 comment: