You see like many of you, so called the blog addict, we can really update our blog more often than we thought we could,in fact so many things to blog about,,, you agree? Like the one i am gonna to share.
This is very funny,as far as i am concerned, let me ask you these questions first. 1) Do i look like a sexually deprived man? 2) Do i look like a man who wants sex 3 times a day 21 times a week? 3) Does my face depict that i am sexually drained ?
So the story unravels, was having a tea break with a friend just now. ( a friend that i once mentioned in my blog, who happens to go for pay sex as often as my Tennis sessions), i did not know that he had another friend tagged along this time around, usually my tea break with him is one on one.
So there i was with my friend and another so called new friend, soon man's talk took centre stage, sex or else(if i am in the company of this friend). The so called new friend,(hereby denotes as Superman, simply because he acted as if he was omnipotent hahaha), asked me suddenly if i could have sex 3 times a day or not, as open minded as i projected myself to be, therefore i told him never try but then again never try never know, so Superman interjected by saying most men our age could not do it, and then suddenly he took out a small translucent plastic bag, i could see few black capsules in it.
He extended the plastic bag to me and happily said" take these capsules, first time i'll give them for free and because your are Ong's friend" i was like dumbfounded and was thinking to myself when did i tell that i needed sex booster or sex enhancer. Not to be offensive, i pretended to take a look at the capsules reiterated that i really was fine with my sex life.
Superman was so adamant that i took the capsules from him simply because they were free for the first time and he said i would have him to thank for if i try it, so i took over the capusles from him and jokingly telling him if he didnt mind if i only use it when i am 60.
Looks like i really have a variety of friends, and the assortment of the antics.
P/S : I wish i could be like Superman when i am 60.hahahahahahahaha
Black Capsules? Viagra?
ReplyDeleteAiyar... sex is all? Once a day enough mar.. why need 3 times a day? Crazy meh.. later abrasions... =x
Hahahhaa.. I got no comment on this..but seriously, that 'capsule' can sell in open market?
ReplyDeleteohhhhh.....your life is very interesting hahahha while i believe that you do not need help in that department, perhaps a little experiment can send you to Mars? hahah...however,be warned that you might develop something tat sends u straight to the emergency room or worse had permanent damage...wise decision you made:)
ReplyDeleteYou friends are funny. This superman not that Superman here oh. Haha. 3 times a day? I guess I will have no time to blog anymore. :P Never try as well. But it is better not to take those don't know where from pills. Not safe.
ReplyDeletehahaha.. i was just about to ask your superman is the superman in your comment box or not. haha..
ReplyDeletebut he explained already..
hmmmm...
1) Do i look like a sexually deprived man? 2) Do i look like a man who wants sex 3 times a day 21 times a week? 3) Does my face depict that i am sexually drained ?
do u really want an answer from an innocent girl like me
*BIG WET EYES*
this is an interesting topic,... so far,my wife haven't "complain" so i think all the balance food that goes into me is doing me fine.hearsay,those vegan males are less "fast & furious".so i think i deduces here ,adding more meat to your diet can simply boost up your libido.
ReplyDeleteonce tried u might get addicted so be careful..
ReplyDeleteI think your friend and his sidekick need a hobby. Take up knitting or something, it'll reduce their one-track minds.
ReplyDeletewah... these kind of medication cannot anyhow took.... can be fatal!
ReplyDeleteI thought viagra is blue in colour? black ah? boleh pakai or not???
ReplyDeleteBTW, at the age of 60 hoh, you may have more stuff to enjoy than being a superman..
i like the way you compare your friend visiting the brothel to your having tennis sessions. that was quite funny. at the same time quite sad because i feel sorry for the wife. i guess some men don't realise that there is more to a relationship than sex, sex and more sex.
ReplyDeleteIndeed your variety of friends...interested to know what your wife thinks!
ReplyDeleteHumph!!! Now I'm angry!!! Your P.S. memang want to sindir me, old man lah!!! Grrrrrrrr....*glares fiercely at eugene! Hahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteHahahah~ Conclusion...
ReplyDeleteAll men need sex! Depends how many times only.....3 times a day~ like meal pulak..
I've heard before someone did 7 times in a day...WTF!! heehheh!
Yeah?! You certainly have that look. LOL :D Just kidding.
ReplyDeleteI think that Superman is a salesman lar! :p
Anyway I have just cared for you bro. have a nice day. :p
ReplyDeletepssttt...ask your so called "friend" superman, did he read the news today? A man died because of overdose of sex!!!
ReplyDeleteis the superman u met 60 of age? i think he wants u to advertise for him.. hahaha... hey, better dont eat that when 60, they r expired products already!! hahhaa...
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