My lovely wife had dinner last night, went to the supermarket next to my apartment (a 2 minutes walk) to get some stuff to cook for my two boys.
Pick up the food stuff, sauntered to the cashier counter, right in front of me, stood a lady in her mid thirties carrying a baby boy in her arm, at the back of me, another lady with a trolley full of stuff, they were friends .
So the lady in front of me was paying for her only one item she bought for her son,(kind of china made Lego), the cashier was having problem registering her purchase as there was no bar code on the product, it took a while, still could not do it, then......
The lady at the back of me, telling her friend(the one infront) to let me pay first because i too had only one item(sausages), i thanked the both of them, gave them a smile, then i started paying, suddenly i heard this from the two of them that made me laugh in the inside.
Lady at the back," Hey, look at this " Lon"( Hokkien for condom) . got so many colors one, go and buy one and try and then let me know.ok?"
Lady in front," You go buy lah, i still want to have another 1 or 2 babies. You use lah then you let me know."
Lady at the back," Sorry lah, my " Lao" " old man" won't use one lah
Lady in fornt," How come?"
Lady at the back," He says this thing no nice.
Thank God at that point only three of us were in this cashier lane.
I took my "sausages" , still thinking how cool these ladies were and i was happy that it is no longer a taboo to talk about this even in public. Hahahah.
Note : It sounded even funnier when i heard it cos it was in Hokkien.
P/S : Freedom of Speech, sometimes gives us laughter in stitch..