Casually over lunch the other day, as usual i would talk to Jovial about things that i was going to do, my feelings, my encounters of the day be it good, bad, happy and sad. So that day, i told Jovial that i was going to buy a new matress for him, since i'd just bought a new king size for my lovely wife, surpringly he asked me why would i want to do,(for he knows i am kind of frugal person).
And let me share with you guys the recollection of our dialogue, which i think is funny.
Jovial," Papa, why do want to change the matress for me, you still got budget to buy a new one meh since you just bought a new king size bed?
Myself," Not now darling but i will sure buy may be in next few months, this matress is so old already,we used it even before you were born."
Jovial," Are you sure papa?"
Myself," I am sure darling, and i am also very sure that you were made on this bed 14 years ago." jokingly i said to him.
Jovial," How come you said that i was made on this bed 14 years ago, papa?" incredulously he asked. at this juncture i knew that i'd made a blunder in my statement and i really didn't know how to explain further to him. And as for Jovial he would not stop asking till he got the answer.
Myself," You see darling, i love your mother so much,we got married and we wanted to have a baby and then we had sex on that bed and that's how you'd made." hoping that he would nod and no further question would be thrown at me.
Jovial," Why then must sex be made on the bed and no where else?" I was dumbfounded
P/S : Son, when you inspire me to be a dad, i aspire to be the best