Friend of mine called me up, asking me if i wanted to join him for a 45 minutes of massage, i love massage so i gladly obliged but i also told him i could not go too far from the office because i got to pick my lil one up, he came to pick me up about 4 in the evening.
The massage parlour was only less than 5 minutes drive from my office, never knew such place existed. Pressed the bell, i looked at the CCTV, the voice came from the speaker that was hanged by the grill door," want massage ka ?" my friend answered in Hokkien, " yes" .By the "buzz" sound, door opened, we went straight up.
I didn't really like the place, it was dark and shrouded with somekind of funny smell of perfume, i asked how much for a 45 minutes massage, the lady at the counter said, RM35 plus RM2 she claimed to be custome tax( got like that one ka?)
The masseurs were mostly nice looking, i picked the one with the broadest smile and she ushered me to a cubicle among other cubicles partitioned by thick curtains. No others customers but the two of us, my friend chose a place further from me.
She asked me to change to a boxer short, i gladly asked her if it was all right if i only clad in my underpants, she said ok. So i was laid to a mattress and she started the routine.
Towards the last 15 minutes of the routine, suddenly she asked me if i wanted to have my private part massaged as well and she happily promoted it that it was good for the man to do it, in a way i was stunned, i said no need lah.
There was a sudden urge in me that i wanted to ask her what other services she provided so i finally asked, she told me initially only the normal massage and the one i just said and i nodded.
Suddenly she said if i wanted other services such as a job that requires blowing, she could also do it with a price, curiously i asked her how much she said RM 35, she asked me if i wanted it, i said no, towards the last 5 minutes of the routines, again suddenly she said " Boss i give you RM20" very cheap already but jokingly i told her i knew it was cheap but i was not cheap.
Time's up, get dressed and i sauntered out of the parlour feeling funny about it and i asked my friend, "Ong, did you get blown out or not ? "
Happy friday and great weekend. i have got job to do...... the real thing
P/S : Do the right thing even if no one is seeing
Hahahha... I'm sure there is plenty kind of massage there..
ReplyDeleteLOL...must've stumbled upon a "dark" massage palour...better not go there again as might be raid by the police any time. Cham loh if see you face appear in TV news :p
ReplyDeleteOMG Eugene! Trust you to come up with something like this! I'm still laughing............ *LMAO*
ReplyDeletehahaha! I was actually laughing and giggling while reading your post. Why would you go into that parlour in first place, even the services not totally legal huh? That lady must be thinking "shit! give you cheap, you still dont want" hahaha! I couldnt help laughing again. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteBRING ME THERE next time!!!!! hahahaha
ReplyDeleteblow or no blow.. blowing you happiness for the coming weekend.. lol.. watever that means.. :P
ReplyDeletewah..can haggle price like pasar malam? nasib baik u didnt get scolded even sudah discount, when we ladies go pasar malam and we dont want to buy after bargaining, the fella will scold us like mad!
ReplyDeletebtw, u reminded me, i also must go for mine on sunday..better book appointment first.. mine is body massage minus the blow! hahahaha..
I nearly *pengz* at the title liao! LOLZ
ReplyDeleteYup, so easy to get cheap sex nowadays. "Trust" between partners is more of a challenge these days.
Have a wonderful weekend Eugene!
+Ant+
ya there are so many of such massage parlours around. Well sad to say, not many men are like u, strong to resists such temptations!!!
ReplyDeleteyupe there are alot of this kind of massage in KL too.
ReplyDeletei prefer the traditional massage.
shit! i didnt know it really actually existed.... naive me!
ReplyDeleteoh dear, u could be tempted but luckily u didn't.
ReplyDeleteaiyo..there also have this type of massage ka?
ReplyDeleteOMG.. that cheap ahh?? Whats wrong with them now a days... Sigh...
ReplyDeleteWAHHHHHH~~~ where is that place??
ReplyDeletemust take note dun let my bf go there ma..
From your description the place sounds very sleazy. Masseurs are from China? Saw TV on the crack down of illegal massage place by polis that's scary to be caught with pants down. Why not go hair saloon cheaper mah think can get RM10 for a wash & blow??? haha
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! OMG this had me in stitches!! So cheeky leh, open a massage parlour and do something like that on the side! Other people might just go for it but they usually never think of the disease they might bring home with them!! Eurgh!
ReplyDeleteWell done for doing the right thing (even if no one's watching!) LOL!
Have a lovely weekend Eugene. Oh and hop over to my blog to read the post by my guest blogger! Very exciting indeed for me! X
Ewww... I would never go to massage parlour. It creeps me to let strangers touch my body...duzzin matter it's clinical or not! I'll just get my son to step on my back, or my husband to massage me. Free summore!
ReplyDeleteWoah Eugene, didnt know the lady was so desperate, can give discount also. You always have the coolest stories, hehe. Kudos to you for not falling for it.
ReplyDeleteWow...that's why women are against their husband going to massage parlour. :p
ReplyDeleteYou guy should google Jayna Oso originaly from Brunei/Sarawak/Hawaii and see her hot "jobs" online. Yes, Brunei Boleh !
ReplyDeleteHaha. Fortunately the place didn't get raided by the police while you were there. lol.
ReplyDeletewhaattt!! luckily my hubby doesnt like to get massage.
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