Random excerpts.............

Today feel like sharing the random excerpts conversations i have had with my two boys, they are all nothing but candid and funny to me at least, hope you like them.



Papa. " Marvell, how do you know i love your mother?"
Marvell." I sure know lah"
Papa. " So how do you know?"
Marvell. " Because almost everyday you say " I love you to mommy ma"

Jovial. " Papa, how come you and mommy still so close, even there are times you argue and quarrel like non stop?"
Papa, " Well Jo, because we are like sand papers, the more we polish the smoother we become."


Papa, " Marvell, do you want a baby girl or not ?"
Marvell," I want a sister and not another brother"
Papa, " But i cannot give you a baby girl sister"
Marvell, " Why?"
Papa, " Because you always sleep with mommy all the nights"
Marvell, " You can come in in the middle of the night ma"

Marvell, " Papa, how come when you massage for mommy, you always ask me to go out of the room?"
Papa, " Because we have to be totally naked when i massage for her"
Marvell," Only mommy naked can already ma, you dont have to because you massage for mommy ma. not she do for you."

Jovial," Papa, how come i cant see the first strand of my pubic hair?"
Papa, " Dont worry Jo, you will see it in no time when it comes."

Papa, "Marvell, can you love me 100%?"
Marvell, " Cannot papa, only 50 %, another 50 % for mommy"


Papa, " Jo, i think soon, you will be kind of rebelious in no time already"
Jovial, " Why you said that. papa?"
Papa, " You just raised your voice. albeit not intentionally at me."
Jovial, " I did that because i was afraid you might not hear it, because you are getting old ma"



That's all folks, see you next time on..........."You Never Asked For It" i just gave it to you"




P/S : Some will make you laugh, some will make you cry but i enjoy both