I got porn-ed.. the sequel

So i didnt join my buddies for dinner yesterday, as i had to go for my tennis games, and i called my friend.(the porn director.hhah) that i would only join him at 8.00PM.

Finally, i appeared in the exam hall ala coffee shop, and thank god 0nly three of them were still there waiting for me, i sat myself down, gulped a glass of beer as per their request and quickly i returned the DVD to my friend.

Happily he received it and cheekily asking if i was ready for the 3 questions that he was about to pose to me, and i replied disdainfully.(cos i hated the funny look on his face)" as ready as you are", "OK" he said.


Question No 1... Who were the main characters in the porn?

I was like"how can i know" not that she was Pamela Anderson or Kid Rock, but my friend insisted that i answer, gentlemanly i said i didn't know, i gave up but i demanded that my friend gave me the answer.......

Answer to Q No 1.... Happily my friend declared they were Tarzan and Jane, i went ballistic over the answer but the other two friends agree with him, so i conceded defeat.


Question No 2...My friend asked, did i think Tarzan was stupid?
So i guessed yes and no were the only two possible answers, but from the childhood memories i could gather about Tarzan the answer will surely be a big NO. My friend refuted my answer, then i asked why........ he said how can a guy not knowing how to "have sex"and if you dont call that stupid than what else can you call him, my friend reiterated. i said like that also can ka.

Question No 3...My friend asked what language did they use in the movie? i protested on the ground that i had to turn the sound to the softest as not to "disturb" my neighbours, but my friend insisted that i answer it, ok i was trying to recall, i was quite sure it wasn't English, so i just took a swipe at it by saying it was French.................. da la, i got the anwer wrong again, my friend told me it was Italian. And i guess i was smart enough to lose these three stupid questions but the nicest thing was we had fun doing it.

In the end i still got free beers due to my sportingness they agreed..........

P/S : I hope this post aint PG rated, only for sharing