78 years old ............

It is to me absolutely all right for men or even women to talk about sex if everyone is feeling comfortable with it or discreetly as not to alarm those who are not so game hearing about it lest them feeling offended .I had a rude shock with one uncle just the other day trumpeting his libido prowess.

I have this usual group of men comprising few school bus drivers and a few fathers, we usually meet and chatting away as some of us fathers whiling away time waiting to pick the children up from school.

That day, as i sauntered into this group and rested my butt into my seat, there was already this older man chatting away with others, he was new to me. Even before i could say hi to the rest of the guys, i could already hear clangor of funny laughter from the floor and this uncle was the generator to all this amusement.

" You know if you don't believe me, i can give you the number of this girl, you know the worker at the wan tan mee store and all you have to do is to reload her phone credit, viola you can take her out and have some good time with her already," sensing that he didn't sound so convincing, immediately he hollered out the number," nah, the number is 016 xxxxxx, her name is Rumi"

I was asthonised at his gut of talking and trumpeting this nonsense oblivious to the patrons of other tables and some students as well, then suddenly he looked at me and said," brother, how many times can you have sex one week." i kept quiet, as boastfully as he put it to me," i bet you cannot fight me lah, for me i can still do it twice a week."

Feeling agitated i then shot back sacartiscally, " Uncle how old are you already?" he thought that i was curious to find out his secret of his prowess, not sensing my disgust,he said," I am 78 years old already."

Unbeningly, i shot back at him," Uncle i am 44 years old and i have sex only twice a year but i am the happiest guy, so uncle i know you are good but please don't tell us all this nonsense, all right?" He was at this juncture trying to justify himself saying that he was not boasting but trying to give tips to the younger man how to keep IT up till the old age.

I looked away from his sight, striking up another conversation with others and ignored him completely. From that day on, he never tried to join us the second time...........

Happy Weekend guys, see you on Monday.

P/S : Some grow old gracefully, some just plain distatesfully