Friday, August 14, 2009

If i were to be a gay and H1N1

STRAIGHT fowardly speaking i am not gay,but i have never once in my life despise gays, i even have many gay buddies, some have been my friends for many gaily years now. So why am i here talking about "if i were to be a gay" and again about H1Ni

If i were to be a gay especially during this time of the onstraught of H1N1, my life will be suck and more prosaic, why? One smart professor from Malaysia claims that gays are high risk group, then i say "if i were to be gay" why me,last time AIDS they also blamed ME, and now it is ME again.

OK, fine, "if i were to be gay" because of ME being in a high risk group, i shall then refrain from having intercourse but this smart professor again claims that masturbation will also expose ME to high chances of getting H1Ni, reason because the rubbing of the skin will make the body release more acid,,, blah blah blah................so "if i were to be gay" die lah, this cannot, that also cannot.

Sometimes,life is funny, we tend to believe everything and anything the EXPERTs say, why? i guess simply because we are not as expert as those EXPERTs. I am not saying that this expert's claim is rubbish, i am only saying "If you were to be gay" would you be disturbed by his claims,or would you read more, research more or even learn more....?

Q)Have you have ever taken an EXPERT's advice and it turned out to be totally the opposite?
......I had, recommended by a accredited expert on stock, invested RM3k, now value only RM300.

P/S : The weekend is fast approaching and i am feeling gay........

21 comments:

  1. Hello Gay Man.. I am feeling Gay because my daughter has recovered..

    How about yr son, Eugene? he is fine now? i think the school hols might be brought forward to next week instead of 24th.. hope the MOE will do that..at least i can wake up 45 minutes later! :)

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  2. hehee.."im feeling gay"...makes me smile =)

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  3. we women hor, not only scared other women to seduce our man, but now have to be aware of man as well...

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  4. That Malaysia so called Expert is really created a laugh to the world.Now many is talking about it and laughing.
    Those so called stock expert is really not so expert all the time. Maybe next time can try to do the opposite way of what they said and I think will get a better return. I also have bad experience with the remiser which will only call you when they ask you to pay for money and not to call you to advise you. I stopped trading with that stupid firm start with an O**.

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  5. I lost alot of money in the stock market after listening to experts (including remisiers mind you!). Funnily, now that I stopped listening and learnt to do my own research, I stopped losing money. However, It is a very painful lesson learnt cos' till this day I still have not recoup the losses yet.. it's a slow and steady climb upward.

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  6. Some experts are really experts to lie~

    Geez~

    I prefer watch "Hard Gay" via YouTube. Nice and funny!

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  7. There are many "fake" experts out there. So beware! : )

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  8. The idea that gays would be more vulnerable to H1N1 is laughable. But the same cannot be said of AIDS patients, they are indeed most vulnerable to H1N1, and indeed even the most common harmless flu!

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  9. Reading your post, made me gay! Hahaha....

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  10. Now gays are more vunerable to H1N1... hmmm shold we go about wearing masks around them now? Last time it was AIDS, now H1N1... er.. it is like they are the best blame for everything.

    Well, I am gay too because I would be getting married soon, and everything seems to be settling down instead of the usual stress I was facing the past few months. ^_^

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  11. Hi,

    Many TV advertisers like to use authoritative "expert" figures, often silver-haired, nicely-dressed, scholarly looking men, in their info commercials to boost the persuasivenessnof their ads, despite the fact that the practice has been banned for misleading TV viewers.

    To figure out who is a fake expert, you have to figure out what a real expert is. My definition would be a real expert is someone with a thorough understanding of the field they are discussing, who accurately represents the scientific literature and the state of understanding of the scientific enterprise.

    "I am feeling gay"..hehe. I am not good at it, perhaps I NEED more experience.

    Regards.

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  12. Again reading your blog is always a happy thing to do! Gay for me always so perfect, they mostly are "leng Zai". I got lots of experiences when i met "leng Zai" and feel quite interested on them but end up just found out they are GAY~ how sad is that? LOL. Hope you have a great weekend with your family. Btw how's your son now?

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  13. My God! RM3k jadi RM300 nia...hey Eugene, better belanja me and claire makan at Tung Hai Restaurant...hehehe

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  14. We all know the level of smartness these so called experts in Malaysia are. It's like they strive to be a laughing stock. And true to that, they always suceed.

    Have a great weekend Eugene, mine starts today :)

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  15. LOL!!! Ya...a friend smsed that to me! I wonder how many of those who dies - 44 already right? - were gay or masturbated all the time! And to think that Malaysian universities actually pay people like that! Chesh!!!

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  16. Me too invested RM3k about 2 years ago, now also has low value.

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  17. oh.. i cant imagine myself being a gay.. haha.. yeah and i read about gays are more vulnerable to h1n1.. but i think thats just a joke.. lol.. =)

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  18. Wow, admittedly, that is true. Well there is nothing wrong to be a gay,infact it is better than to be a criminal. So being gay,is one of the most important rule in this world. nobody can suck dick like they do. They can make the world smile.

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